Meet the VOTTOO

VOTTOO
Written By Ripley Spock

Blast off on a wild ride through spacetime with the VOTTOO – Vacationing Outlaws Time Traveling on Offworld Odysseys.

Equipped with a stolen (they insist it's borrowed) unbelievably advanced time-slip dilation ion-propulsion drive that’s powered by exotic matter with negative mass the VOTTOO possesses the ability to bend space. With this drive they are able to time travel to parallel universes–all while escaping spacetime paradoxes by using advanced artificial photonic neural networks. Amazing stuff.

That's all good, but it turns out time travel is tightly regulated and the VOTTOO are constantly trying to stay one step ahead of the Association for the Supervision of Spacetime Behaviors and Universal Temporal Travel (ASSBUTT).

On their last adventure traveling through the spacetime vortex, they were using a series of highly advanced algorithms and optimizing the use of photons to perform super intelligent ultrafast computing with multi-integrated networks for optimized fleet formation. But suddenly several of their starships experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly when they encountered a quantum entanglement and unexpectedly landed in our solar system.

Always up for an adventure, the VOTTOO are treating their unplanned visit to Earth as a vacation.

Ripley Spock

Science journalist Ripley Spock has a fascination with time travel and extraterrestrials. Ripley spent many evenings gazing at the stars while growing up in the western United States because he was enthralled by the wonders of the cosmos. He became a renowned authority in these subjects after gaining a thorough understanding of the science underlying time travel and extraterrestrial life over time. In the field of science journalism, Ripley is regarded highly for his ability to communicate complicated scientific ideas in a straightforward manner. Ripley Spock is committed to sharing the most recent information and advancements in these fascinating disciplines with the public using his expertise and passion.

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